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Latest and Greatest at 3rdlegpress:

++The Climax By Crème De Mènte
++Just a Good Lay By The Madam
++Ben and Jada By Satindolls
++In Front The Lounge By Satindolls
++The Latest Advice from Lily DuChat

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Latest Updates:

++ Fetish: A Voyeur's Journey — The Bloke invites you to share in a voyeuristic experience with the 'couple next door'.

++ Symphonic Orgasm — Join The Madam in a melodic experience of cosmic proportions!

++ Lily DuChat — Lily answers questions on all kinds of kink... from golden shower talks with your mate to asking what a Santorum is.

Be sure to check back for the latest in Sex in the News, book reviews and more.

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Check the Kode

Looking for that perfect partner who knows just what you're into without having to resort to coded speak amidst friends who may or may not understand the lingo? Not sure if the earring on the right ear or left is the one you're looking to hook up with or send to your brother? Check the Kodesex, honey.

Suppose you're looking for that perfect fisting loving, Christian partner of your dreams? Learn the Kode and know just who to approach!


Bloodrayne Actress comes out

In other news, Bloodrayne's Kristanna Loken also of Terminator 3 fame came out this week and publicly discusses her sexuality in the March issue of Curve magazine.

"I have dated and have had sex with men and women and have to say that the relationships I have had with certain women have been much more fulfilling, sexually and emotionally, than of those with certain men. I connect with an aura, with energy. And if the person with whom I connect happens to be a female, that’s just the way it is. That’s what makes my wheels turn."

Fanfiction Comes Out of the Closet

AfterEllen.com, reports what fans have known for ages, queer stories about women in love written by fans of shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xena and The L Word are hot and are widely read! It seems Showtime's catching up to this phenomenon of fanfic world and in conjuction with Fanlib.com, plan to produce an 8-week contest for fans to submit a mock episode of the series, which will then be voted on by the fans.


Latest in Audio Self-Pleasure

The Talking Head vibrator, according makers, My Little Secret, LLC, brings audio stimulation as well as physical stimulation for a complete sensation. The wireless, rabbit-like high-end vibrator is touted to be the vibe "everyone's talking about." It's ability to allow you to record your own voice, that of a lover or even download voices from anonymous strangers with CD-quality audio, has an intrigue factor not many other toys in the market can offer.


Latest Updates at 3rdlegpress.com

++ The Body of Christ Compels You by The Madam ... The seduction of the Most High takes skill.

++ Mind The Head by The Bloke ... His first blowjob from a girl is one this bloke's not soon to forget!

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Be sure to stop by the Cafepress Store and take a look at our sexy threads! Pick up a 'I Do Believe in Fairies' Raglan or a Margot Cummings Jersey.

In Sex News today

In all things penis-related not only do you find cringe-worthy stories about men pulling trucks with their wangs and those eating them as well, but in Thailand, their Health Ministry has released "an official public warning earlier this year to the growing number of men (and, in some cases, schoolchildren) who were injecting their penises with olive oil, paraffin and Vaseline." Apparently injecting your penis with Vaseline is believed to help with stamina and increase size.

In other news, a California survey shows Californians want sex education in schools. The Mercury News article indicates that seventy-eight percent of California residents favor government funding of programs that provide birth control methods to teenagers and more than three-quarters of the state residents would like to see California school children talking about sex.

``Despite the perception that ideological and political attitudes make for deep divisions over such issues as sex education, we find just the opposite,'' survey director Mark Baldassare said. ``The widespread support for sex education programs seems to be fueled by belief in their efficacy.''

The William and Flora Hewlett Foundation survey also found that 68 percent, favor sex education programs being offered as early as middle school and half of state residents believe it is appropriate to teach both middle and high school students about using and obtaining birth control.

And of course, when they're ready to marry, students can attend the Iranian Sex Education course. Of course, for those in California, nothing beats the Good Vibrations After Hours Program and workshops.

Be sure to check the news and updated erotica stories at 3rdlegpress.com.

A New Year and new updates at 3rdlegpress!

It's a New Year and 3rdlegpress is bursting with new material!:

++ Riding Solo— Margot Cummings does it again... with a hot and steamy self-pleasure story to curl toes and dampen panties.

++ Falling For Her—The Madam takes you on a journey of the heart that brings two soon-to-be kin couple together.

++ Build-A-Broad—Crème De Mènte feeds your techno-lust with this sexy story of a man, his imagination and his laptop.

++ Amish Country—The Amish are naive about English healing remedies.  Our heroine finds herself enjoying the cleansing of her entire body by her houseguests...

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Happy New Year!

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We look forward to a year of happy smut reading for all!